Well hello friends,

Butch R. Cleaver of Meet Cleaver Theatre here�I�ve been asked to relieve one lovely, spooky librarian chick of her blogging duties today, so you know you�re in for a freaky treat. We�re blogging, midway-style!

Let�s start off with a disturbing photo-log featuring a poor chap from China having surgery to remove a 22 lb tumor from his face. How�s that for a shocking open! And please internet denizens, DIGGers and Twitter-zens, no �image was photoshopped� comments�

Here�s a link if you�d like to be on the cutting edge of online image alteration: Smashing Magazine's latest collection of hot photoshop tutorials.

Our next attraction on the oddities of the web is a small collection of performances from a lovely immigrant from Poland, Monika Bukowska�resplendent in her day-glo costume jewelry and hopping wildly. Who could turn down away from a song title like �The Sky is Full of Teeth�? Only squares, in my opinion.

And on stage two is a little known group from Minneapolis known as �Gay Beast,� a gang of lads hoping to �make gay-political music more ambitious�. Check out their website and decide for yourself!

From music to video we move on to our third attraction, the obscure but highly enjoyable role-playing cheese known as Dungeon Majesty! A public access style program from a group of former MTV employees�. Follow the adventures of four voluptuous female warriors and their nerd-tastic �dungeon master� as they roll for damage and seek out the elusive �natural 20�.

And let�s end on a bizarre note, shall we? I leave you with �Willow Don�t Cry� �a strange rap song/video about the movie �Willow� featuring a cast of characters that would make John Waters blush.

We now return you to your mediocre work day already in progress��